A computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match.
William McGuire "Bill" Bryson
Best-selling American author of humorous books on travel, as well as books on the English language and science. Born in the United States, resided in Britain for most of his adult life before returning to America in 1995. In 2003 moved back to Britain with his family. Served as chancellor of Durham University from 2005 through 2011.